hospitalstays:

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school cum

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3 weeks ago 513,635 notes

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

(via succeeding)

3 weeks ago 417,665 notes

greetings:

people that don’t put cases on their iPhones have the kind of confidence that I need

(via succeeding)

2 months ago 269,349 notes

wearingly:

I find it crazy how any of us can die at any moment yet we live our lives always planning for the future

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2 months ago 291,127 notes

wholmesianmisfit:

Who remembers

Motherfucking Scholastic

Book

Orders

And then the magical travelling romani circus of scholastic would randomly show up and you’d never care to buy any books but they had AWESOME gadgets and toys for sale

at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR

(via doubtedlove)

2 months ago 426,713 notes

disowns:

i fucking hate how i get attached so easily like i don’t understand. i meet someone new, find interest and BAM it’s like i can’t stop thinking about it. this needs to fucking stop

(via stand)

2 months ago 260,728 notes

cosbycoldplay:

"you have an essay due monday"

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"you need to go outside and be a valued member of society"

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"get off the computer, it’s 2 in the morning"

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"they’re just fictional characters"

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2 months ago 134,658 notes

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2 months ago 110,528 notes

waywardswagabond:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

why………do…people..not..take..showers…..

because theft is illegal

(via celibacy)

2 months ago 399,368 notes

Catch it from the beginning. Saturday 8/2 at 7 pm  ET/6pm PT on Teennick

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2 months ago 34 notes

thetripplepppsenpai:

terminator-pinkie-pie:

imminentlyginger:

you fucked up

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING IT HURTS

snap crackle spock

lmfao

(via relahvant)

2 months ago 639,499 notes

victory-sashes:

FUCK I JUST SPAT OUT MY FUCKING RAMEN

(via gnarly)

2 months ago 462,911 notes

outscores:

not my photo just my upload, pls dont remove this caption xx

(via thelazykorean)

2 months ago 4,753 notes

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2 months ago 8,139 notes

bastille:

when I’m famous I won’t need to know how to find the surface area of a sphere so really what’s the point

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3 months ago 21,206 notes